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Either dies first or clutches. Can't hear anything happening next to him. Callouts are as good as Reffy's (he's over there). Banter level is on point though and he carries the brand more than the game.

Makes unbelievably weird decisions under pressure that works 50% of ther time for some reason. Reacts like a tortoise. Callouts are "he's over there" and points to the screen. The only thing he can carry is his fat ass. Favourite quote is "free my boy Dr. Disrespect".

One and done. Quit his job to go Pro and was going to make it until he slipped and fell into his step cousin. May or may not be on the Diddy party guest list.

None of his headshots register. Lives off 7/11 slushies. Either carries or gets carried, still wouldn't call him washed though.

Washed. Always on his phone. His main role is to be our token 2SLGBTQ+ member, cause we have to meet a quota.